10. I Shook Hands With Wendell Willkie!
9. Lesbian Athiest Pacifist Eco-Warriors for McCain
8. Celibate for Life
7. That's My Pet Cockroach...He Wants to Tickle You With His Antennae
6. Fat,Furry, and Flatulent
5. People Without Internet Access
4. I've Had More Than Four STDs!
3. Recipes for Kitten Liver Stew
2. Coke Addict Pornographers Who Live Near Public Pre-Schools
1. Zoroastrianists for Jesus
